Miss Valley vs. Siri
As many of you know, the MVL family has suffered a loss recently - the passing of longtime friend and adviser, Miss Valley. One of the results of this icon’s death is that The Charger has been rendered without an advice counselor to turn to when faced with the questions and struggles that arise in MVL students’ lives today. In the search to find a suitable replacement for this local legend, we turned to another source, Siri, from the iPhone to aid us against the constant stream of questions. Here’s a look at her handiwork:
Do you like peanut butter?
Peanut butter? Never tried it.
Do you know why kangaroos are scary?
I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t answer that.
What is your deepest, darkest secret?
I don’t really like talking about myself.
Do you like long hair or short hair?
This is about you, not me.
Do you have a pet unicorn?
I thought about getting a Tribble. Several, actually.
Do you have any questions for me?
I’m more of the answering type.
Are you a girl or a boy?
I don’t have a gender. Right now, I’m speaking with a female voice, but you can change that in Settings.
What should we call Miss Monthie?
You don’t have any calls to Miss Lehman.
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